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• me: what if instead of doing literally anything i just slept all the time
• me: thats a sign of depression
• me:
• me: ok we'll deal with that later but first we nap

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[notchicken]

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

[boomerbuzzard]

Violets are Blue

Michael Jackson sang Thriller

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[peri-dont]

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

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[straightwhiteboystexting]

stargalux

when random boys ask u for a 4some, so u decide to get snappy

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Straight White Boy Problem #990

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

Nick spilled BEER on my blazer at the FORMAL and I was like….FUCK….nick felt really bad and wanted to buy me a drink and I was like DUDE i just got this DRY CLEANED but then the DJ started to play a chainsmokers song and, suddenly, I was too drunk to care about my soiled blazer because I just wanted to dance to a good song with my formal date (she’s in a sorority and I’ve told EVERYONE that she’s in a sorority)

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Straight White Boy Problem #756

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

*opens my north face backpack and shows a girl my 250 dollar vape* i love getting high…..giving up weed for Lent tho

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